dutchster:

do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about


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kouaoi:

WhEN yOuR OTP MAKES YOUr hEArt dO THE tinGLY TINgly


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stability:

"are u left handed or right handed?"

im 

image


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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.


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j5h:

riding your man’s dick into the sunset


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luxvriously:

i think broken people love the deepest


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rejoycedmanor:

deansass:

my teacher sent a student home today because the student had had an anxiety attack earlier in the morning and she said “if you have a broken bone, you don’t just keep walking on it and damaging it more, you treat it. Your mental health is the same. Health then school.” 

I wish real people actually thought like this


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tough-heart-and-real-art:

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

More reasons for me to leave Florida… 


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