Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
*12 year old voice* i know who you like
every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.
repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out
[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3