School just really sucks cause they take this wonderful concept of learning and discovering new things and just completely ruin it with the atmosphere of judgement and suppression of creativity and strict deadlines and basing your intelligence on a letter and wow you ruined it nice job
my favorite flavor of cake is more
*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up
just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?
he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.
my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings
its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager
you know what i dont understand????? those stupid tours that vine famous people go on?? like all of the stupid white boys?? you’re paying to see a bunch of stupid ignorant white boys be idiots on stage??? you can see that for free in high school
"hey do you think you could follow me ba-"
i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it