genevievevavance:

Two old friends in their seventies just ran into each other at the y and one of them said “I thought you had died a few months ago” and they giggled is this what aging is like


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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.
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homoish:

I hate that feeling you get in your stomach when you see him. No, not butterflies. I’m talking about that need for dick so much it actually hurts in your stomach


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beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle


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itilly:

waiting for my otp to interactimage

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whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

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cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes


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taggedwhat:

when you text somebody for the first time and their texting style is completely different from yours 

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snatchedweaves:

walking downstairs in the middle of the night after bloggingimage

Mom: “Why are you awake?

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johnthemod1:

Peter Capaldi to Steven Moffat: image


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braydaaan:

do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr


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harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

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wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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the thing

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